Impossible job postings

A chuckle-worthy gig came up today on a Craigslist feed that I follow. Somehow I think working for this joker would be an excruciating experience (emphasis mine):

To apply, email your resume along with a link to your greatest Web Development project. Describe your responsibilities of that project and any additional information (looking for writing structure and literacy here). What makes you unique and different than other programmers and Web Developers? Your message will be deleted if this information is not contained in the body of the email. Limit your message to 250 characters or less. Thank you.

They should just cut email out of the process and only accept applications through Twitter. Or in haiku.