Ice cream with a plate
There comes a time when you know you need a vacation. I think I finally realized this tonight after I placed two scoops of ice cream on a plate. No, not even a small plate. Thanks for the benefit of the doubt. It was a full 10″ dinner plate. Straight from Martha Stewart. I had no intention of doing this mind you, I actually believed it was a bowl. I’m a sad pathetic little man.
Update: I got a mini-vacation. Good times. Only Unsigned Visa cards and bowls of ice crea—I’m one crazy mother.
Oh come on. You don’t really need a vacation until you don’t realize the stuff your putting on your toothbrush isn’t toothpaste, it’s soap.
At least, that was the signal for me…